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  1. Baseline to baseline recaps: Dallas has some issues

    Dec 27, 2011, 7:48 AM EST

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    What you missed while out celebrating Boxing Day…. Kings 100, Lakers 91: We covered this one already in our game of the night. Nuggets 115, Mavericks 93: Mavericks forward Sean Williams threw up when subbed out in the fourth quarter of this game, which got a lot of laughs on the Mavs bench but pretty…

  2. Thursday morning one liners

    Dec 22, 2011, 11:33 AM EST

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    Our morning look around the NBA — links to stories worth reading and notes to check out (stuff that did not get its own post here at PBT). Free Darko’s Bethlehem Shoals is blogging the NBA season over at GQ. I know that mag is your browser home page anyway, but be sure to check…

  3. The Nets overpaid Kris Humphries, but so what?

    Dec 21, 2011, 2:51 PM EST

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    Kris Humphries is set to return to the New Jersey Nets on a one-year, $7+ million deal, and the nation raises a collective eyebrow. That’s a pretty hefty salary for a strong rebounder with otherwise unremarkable offensive and defensive skills, so much so that in a strict d0llar-for-production framework, one could certainly argue that Humphries, for…

  4. Kris Humphries beats out LeBron as NBA’s least liked player

    Dec 21, 2011, 12:56 PM EST

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    Finally, Kris Humphries has found a way to get mentioned in the same sentence with LeBron James and Kobe Bryant. In a new poll of the least liked NBA players — conducted by Nielsen and E-Poll Market Research, so you know this is legit — Humphries topped even the two traditional black hat guys in…

  5. It’s official, Kris Humphries is a New Jersey Net. Again.

    Dec 21, 2011, 10:54 AM EST

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    If you read PBT (and by definition you do) then you knew this was coming, but now it is officially here — the Nets have re-signed power forward Kris Humphries. This is a one-year contract worth a little more than $7 million. So, longer but not as lucrative as his marriage. Here are Humphries thoughts,…

  6. Report: Nets close to one-year deal with Kris Humphries

    Dec 20, 2011, 3:01 PM EST

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    Kris Humphries was in column of guys who expected to get paid this free agency, coming off his best year as a pro, only to find the market tighter than they thought. Maybe GMs expect the Kardashian effect to wear off now. Looks like Humphries will stay put for the next season, reports Adrian Wojnarowski…

  7. Brook Lopez admits he was a lazy rebounder last year

    Dec 20, 2011, 2:10 PM EST

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    Last season, Brook Lopez grabbed 10 percent of the available rebounds when he was on the floor. Six rebounds per game. Think about that for a second — in a perfectly even world all 10 players on the floor would grab 10 percent of the boards. But if you are a seven-footer who plays around…

  8. Deron Williams says he will be “grumpy” if Nets lose a lot

    Dec 20, 2011, 10:13 AM EST

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    Deron Williams is going to be grumpy. D-Will is a very competitive player and he’s about to be on a team that is going to lose a lot of games. He’s not used to that (college Final Four, Olympic gold, won more than he lost in Utah). The Nets have been trying desperately to land…

  9. NBA Season Preview: New Jersey Nets

    Dec 15, 2011, 6:05 AM EST

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    Last season: 24-58, a better-than-last-year mark that reminds us all just how terrible bad teams can be. Head Coach: Avery Johnson, who still has a lot to prove. We know he can yell at teams filled with veterans until they win 60+ games, but how effectively can he groom young talent? How does his system…

  10. Wednesday morning one liners (now with extra rumors)

    Dec 7, 2011, 11:39 AM EST

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    Our morning look around the NBA with stories that are not their own post here at PBT. In case you didn’t get it in your inbox, here is David Stern’s letter to fans sent out yesterday. After the lockout and months of talk of change, does the new NBA feel any different than the old…

  11. Report: Kris Humphries to file for annulment “based on fraud”

    Dec 1, 2011, 9:12 AM EST

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    And now for something completely different. We take a break from the NBA rumor mill to head to the celebrity gossip rumor mill for a second. We promise to return you soon to your regularly scheduled programing. Recent Nets forward and current free agent (in every sense) Kris Humphries is likely to file for annulment…

  12. Wednesday morning one liners: Portland loves Brandon Roy

    Nov 30, 2011, 11:40 AM EST

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    Do not underestimate the love of the Blazers fan base for Brandon Roy, or how that could weight into plans to use the amnesty clause on him. Carlos Boozer thinks the Chicago Bulls can win an NBA title. This year. How desperate are the Knicks for a big man to take a one year deal?…

  13. Tuesday morning one liners: Rumor mill starting to spin

    Nov 29, 2011, 11:00 AM EST

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    If you read one thing on the new NBA CBA, this breakdown by Larry Coon of ESPN should be it. This will make you smarter. Here is a complete list of all 129 free agents that hit the market Dec. 9. It makes almost no sense for the Lakers to make a run at Kris…

  14. NBA “stretch provision” may mean more bad contracts

    Nov 28, 2011, 2:09 PM EST

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    We kind of refer to this as the Eddy Curry Rule. In the NBA labor deal is what is called the “stretch provision,” which will help teams get rid of underperforming players on big deals. It can only be used on new contracts but here is how it works: If you want to get rid…

  15. Apparently Humphries/Kardashian marriage is not perfect. Shocking.

    Oct 27, 2011, 2:50 PM EST

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    They really need to end the lockout. Soon. So we can talk about basketball. In that absence we bring you this bit of shocking news — things may not be “happily ever after” for free agent forward Kris Humphries and reality star Kim Kardashian. First came reports that former Nets forward Humphries is weary of…

  16. Book on Kansas hoops call Kris Humphries an “absolute jerk”

    Sep 24, 2011, 10:59 AM EST

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    To most of America, Kris Humphries is that guy who married Kim Kardashian. Not that Laker that married the other sister, but if pressed people might remember Humphries plays basketball for a living. But Humphries was a big deal player coming out of high school in Minnesota, a guy that was pretty clearly going to…

  17. Police called to break up Humphries/Kardashian wedding

    Aug 22, 2011, 1:01 PM EST

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    Did you have the cops called out on your wedding? Then Kris Humphries has you beat. As you no doubt heard (no matter how hard you tried to avoid it, it’s a lockout and we’re hitting everything), Nets forward Humphries married Kim Kardashian over the weekend in what was tabloid television heaven. However, the Kardashian’s…

  18. NBA player who started 44 games marries person famous for nothing in expensive ceremony

    Aug 21, 2011, 1:30 PM EST

    Kardashian Kollection Launch Party

    From the department of “We’re not sure why this is actually news” comes word of Saturday’s big event. The huge showdown. The titanic clash. Of course I’m talking about the Kardashian-Humphries wedding. From the Toronto Star: According to the Hollywood Reporter, the price tag for the wedding — with 500-plus invited guests — will be…

  19. Nets officials can attend Kardashian/Humphries wedding. If they want.

    Aug 17, 2011, 10:30 PM EST

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    The question isn’t if Nets officials should be allowed to attend the wedding of Kris Humphries to Kim Kardashian. Of course they should. The question is if they really want to. The league has cleared the path for them to go if they so choose, the Associated Press reports. This is the same thing that…

  20. KFC offers Dwyane Wade another job during lockout

    Jul 11, 2011, 3:16 PM EST

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    NBA players make a lot of money, but they spend a lot of money. Just ask Patrick Ewing. Dwyane Wade, like the rest of us, could use a few extra bucks in his pocket. Right after the lockout started he even tweeted “Any1 hiring?” Which is not really funny with the recession hurting most people…

  21. When free agency happens, Nets to focus on Humphries

    Jul 7, 2011, 1:23 PM EST

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    Someday, eventually, we will talk basketball and free agency again instead of percentage of BRI. When that day comes, the Nets will need to secure a power forward (they traded Derrick Favors to get Deron Williams last season). They also need a three because Travis Outlaw is not the answer, no matter what his father…

  22. Kris Humphries to marry Kim Kardashian

    May 25, 2011, 11:14 AM EST

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    Is the new reality show far in the offing? Kris and Kim’s big wedding adventure. And yes, the Kardashian family summer barbeques will now have Lamar Odom and Kris Humphries hanging around. Discussing how much they both hate Bennett Salvatore. Kris Humphries will marry girlfriend Kim Kardashian, the two are now engaged. The proposal took…

  23. Nets Humphries done for season, Lopez may have surgery after it

    Apr 9, 2011, 9:16 PM EST

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    Just wanted to update you on the health of your favorite New Jersey Nets… no, not Deron Williams. The other two you like. Sure, there are another two. The Nets are shutting down Kris Humphries for the season, proving that the Kardashian Effect is not all-powerful. Nets coach Avery Johnson explained all to the Star-Ledger.…

  24. Nets want to re-sign Kris Humphries (then maybe trade him)

    Apr 6, 2011, 11:04 AM EST

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    Kris Humphries is an unrestricted free agent but says wants to come back to the Nets and be there when they move to Brooklyn. The Nets want Kris Humphries back. Well, at least until they trade him. But we’ll get to that later. Humphries had a break out season — credit The Kardashian Effect —…

  25. Kardashian Effect could make Kris Humphries most improved player

    Apr 5, 2011, 1:32 PM EST

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    Kris Humphries is having a breakout season with the Nets. He shot 44.1 percent last season and never higher than 47 percent until this season when he shot 52.7 percent. The reason is he took fewer jumpers and started taking more shots at the rim (1.3 more per game) and he finished them much better…

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