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Marcus Smart gets into hijinks with other NBA rookies (video)

Aug 6, 2014, 9:17 AM EDT

Marcus Smart went to the NBA rookie photo shoot with a list of tasks from ESPN, and the results were hilarious. My favorites:

  • “Make Andrew Wiggins wear another ugly coat” Another? I really hope they’re not referring to this one. That was great!
  • “Eat Snacks with Shabazz Napier” Huh? Ohhhh.
  • “Make Jabari Parker read a Boring Jabari Parker tweet” Jabari Parker has no time for your nonsense, Marcus! Seriously, Parker looked annoyed at doing anything interesting.
  • “Forge a Muggsy Bogues signature & give to Noah Vonleh” I wish I could have seen Vonleh’s face when he learned it wasn’t real.

I really wonder which tasks Smart couldn’t complete. If you can put Aaron Gordon in a onesie, what can’t you accomplish? Can anyone enhance a still of that final list CSI-style? Which lines weren’t checked?

  1. misremembered72 - Aug 6, 2014 at 9:36 AM

    Was really hoping to see Embiid on here but funny stuff!

  2. edavidberg - Aug 6, 2014 at 9:56 AM

    Lol, wasn’t sure what to expect but that was really good.

  3. 1historian - Aug 6, 2014 at 10:21 AM

    Good stuff.


  4. titansbro - Aug 6, 2014 at 10:54 AM

    #5 get Joel Embiid to talk about how many groupies there were at Kansas.


  5. sportsfan18 - Aug 6, 2014 at 11:05 AM

    “I really wonder which tasks Smart couldn’t complete.”

    Uh, that would be walking away from an idiot fan who said something to him without having to shove him…

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