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Donald Sterling is the hero America needs, says Donald Sterling

Jun 10, 2014, 7:23 PM EST

Los Angeles Clippers NBA basketball team owner Donald Sterling attends the Milken Institute Global Conference in Beverly Hills Reuters

Donald Sterling released a statement today that is so absurd – even for him – it deserves no further analysis than this:

Read it in a Christian Bale Batman voice. It’s better that way.

Meanwhile in reality…

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