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‘Heat cut Nuts’

May 7, 2014, 1:30 PM EDT

The Heat are doubtful for Game 2 (vasectomies).

(For the record, the paper has apologized for the error…. but it’s a good one).

  1. reesesteel23 - May 7, 2014 at 1:36 PM

    Lol….somebody saw that and said, “Haha pretty funny. Ooh well.” ::PRINT::

  2. jasper36 - May 7, 2014 at 1:37 PM

    Lebrons Resume 2 time NBA Champ, 4 time MVP, and 1 time Castrator.

  3. 407magic - May 7, 2014 at 1:37 PM


  4. k3nn3k - May 7, 2014 at 1:51 PM

    Even if you say “Nets” instead of “Nuts” it still doesn’t make sense. How is the Heat winning cutting the Nets?

    • hwatt - May 7, 2014 at 1:53 PM

      i guess bc nets are strings. like if it was the other way around, it could be ‘Nets Cool Off Heat’ or something

    • duhwighthoward - May 7, 2014 at 1:57 PM

      the paper is from Indiana, what do you expect? “Y’all done gone and fixed a catch somethin in them Nets,” was too long

      • gostlcards5 - May 7, 2014 at 2:00 PM

        I’m from Indiana. Not everyone is a hick that speaks or writes like that, idiot troll.

      • 00millerfortune - May 7, 2014 at 3:09 PM

        But the fact that there ARE people that speak like that in that area doesn’t make it any less true. Get some thicker skin, lighten up.

      • elcapitanfiscal - May 7, 2014 at 7:40 PM

        Your from Indiana? I’m sorry.

    • simoneauchristopher5 - May 7, 2014 at 10:33 PM

      Settle down, Francis

  5. timb12 - May 7, 2014 at 1:51 PM

    I heard they botched it, they’re more potent than ever.

  6. jayrandle - May 7, 2014 at 3:08 PM

    Newspaper is from Indiana…
    Maybe they was referring to the Paul George and Hibbert situation?

    Or with the words nuts…maybe they was referring to Lance Stephenson?

    Or maybe nuts…referring to Frank Vogel continuing to start Hibbert.

    Or maybe nuts…referring to how can you be 7’2 and not get a single rebound or block.

  7. djshnooks - May 7, 2014 at 3:10 PM

    That’s how southerners talk, not folks from the mid-west. (Not even quite mid-west.)

    But that IS how the folks in Florida talk…I know, I lived down south for quite a few years…it get worse the further south ya go.

    And being from NY, I can hear that southern twang a mile away. (Then again, they also say I have an accent. lol.)

    • doc305 - May 7, 2014 at 4:17 PM

      It gets worse the further south you go huh?? I don’t think you went any further south than Daytona Beach there guy, I’ve lived in Fort Lauderdale all my life and have rarely heard anyone talk like that… and further south than that… better know how to speak Spanish… North and Mid Florida are known to be “South” but for the last 20-30 years the actual southern florida is nothing like the “South”… hell there are more of your fellow New Yorkers in south florida than there are hicks… trust me, you guys never shut up about where your from…

      • jimeejohnson - May 7, 2014 at 7:08 PM

        New Yawk is the sphincter probe of the Universe.

  8. ranfan12 - May 7, 2014 at 4:39 PM

    All you had was one job to do lol

    • packergator - May 8, 2014 at 9:40 AM

      He’s never allowed to use spell check again.

  9. phinagain - May 7, 2014 at 4:53 PM

    I’m pretty sure the intended headline was a reference to the schoolyard practice of cutting down the losing team’s net.

  10. eugenesaxe1 - May 7, 2014 at 6:28 PM

    That was no “error”, some guy in typesetting wanted to give the world a giggle. Well done, good sir/madam.

  11. 22yearsagotoday - May 7, 2014 at 7:07 PM

    One game doesn’t decide a series.

  12. packergator - May 8, 2014 at 9:38 AM

    Talk about a Freudian slip.

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