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Faux Scalabrine “30 for 30” trailer is brilliant (VIDEO)

Mar 16, 2014, 2:01 PM EDT

How I wish “Brian” were real.

Alas, this is a faux documentary on former NBA player Brian Scalabrine is not real. Still, the trailer is brilliant.

An actual documentary following Scalabrine, now an assistant coach with the Golden State Warriors, would be interesting. He’s long been one of the better interviews around the NBA, his insights and life as an assistant coach would be something I would watch. But this trailer will have to do for now.

  1. gmsalpha - Mar 16, 2014 at 2:23 PM

    The White Mamba, huh? Perhaps he should change his name to Bryant Scalabrine

  2. pbtunpaidwriter - Mar 16, 2014 at 2:40 PM

    I remember that reverse layup a couple years ago haha that was impressive for a white guy in his mid 30s.

  3. haaaaasoooooo - Mar 16, 2014 at 4:25 PM

    Which current NBA team or playoff race or roster does this story impact????? Thank you, sports-TMZ!

    • mackcarrington - Mar 16, 2014 at 6:10 PM

      If you’re reading this site for every story to be “impactful” you’re in the wrong place.
      Besides, most normal people would call it “humor” or “satire”.

    • calkinsrob - Mar 17, 2014 at 10:24 AM

      Scal IS the NBA, how dare you disrespect him!!

  4. logicalcomment - Mar 16, 2014 at 5:13 PM

    the fluidity…best one on one player hahahahahah

  5. hurricanegrabowski - Mar 16, 2014 at 7:09 PM

    He didn’t just warm a bench, he set that motha on fire.

    • 00maltliquor - Mar 16, 2014 at 8:01 PM

      I’m dead!! LOOOL!

  6. notinmyhouse56 - Mar 16, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    His career-high is said to be 28p. I’ve been looking for it for quite some time and still couldn’t find it. How I wish to witness it with my own eyes!

    • apkyletexas - Mar 16, 2014 at 10:00 PM

      He actually scored 29 for the Nets against the Warriors on January 26, 2005. He started and played 40 minutes, and got his points on 12 of 17 shooting. He had a double-double with 10 boards, but missed his only 3-point attempt:

      Amazingly, it was also the only time in 520 career games that he scored more than 20 in a game.

  7. j0esixpack - Mar 16, 2014 at 8:22 PM

    That brought a tear to my eye

  8. revren10 - Mar 16, 2014 at 8:36 PM

    hes pretty fly for a white guy

  9. andreboy1 - Mar 16, 2014 at 9:38 PM

    I’ve had a terrible day and this video made me laugh so hard I started crying.

  10. jerze2387 - Mar 16, 2014 at 10:26 PM

    And in the made for TV movie, he can be portrayed my Michael Rappaport

  11. beaverdam21 - Mar 17, 2014 at 10:46 PM

    I don’t know what they did in other arenas, but when the C’s came to DC there was a group of fans who started a chant – Scal – a – bri – ni – every time he as much as touched the ball. No question a league legend.

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