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Dwight Howard has an action figure, promo is very Dwight (VIDEO)

Jan 17, 2014, 7:01 PM EDT

Saturday night, if you’re at the Rockets game in Houston against the Bucks you can get a Dwight Howard action figure. (Insert your own joke about the figurine being a better free throw shooter right here, I’m not going to do all the work for you.)

The overly muscled toy is amusing, but not as much as the Rockets promotional video for it. Which is done is a Dwight Howard style… which is to say a little goofy (no, he didn’t make it, still it’s in his style).

Really, this is the best video you’re going to see Friday night. Enjoy.

  1. ufools - Jan 17, 2014 at 7:36 PM

    If you pull it’s shorts down, it is anatomically correct with a vagina and everything.

    • JHathwell - Jan 17, 2014 at 7:57 PM

      And it comes with two handy accessories: A coach action figure and a big knife, for said coaches’ back.

  2. unfly - Jan 17, 2014 at 7:51 PM

    f*** Dwight Howard

  3. rtwoj - Jan 17, 2014 at 9:04 PM

    That’s the worst toy ever. WTF…

  4. urodaddy07 - Jan 17, 2014 at 9:21 PM

    What’s so great about this video?

  5. losanginsight - Jan 17, 2014 at 9:47 PM

    Looks like it comes with life sized hands and heart.
    Does it cry after games?
    Did they make enough for all his kids?
    Does it run from from bright lights?

    Good one Kurt

  6. drex1 - Jan 18, 2014 at 3:46 AM

    I watched the how do you want it video on friday. The r rated 2pac version. That was the best video i watched. This one isnt even close

  7. au1978 - Jan 18, 2014 at 5:22 PM

    OMG, I wish you freakin Fakers fans would just get over yourselves already!

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