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JaVale McGee has a new website

Sep 20, 2013, 1:47 PM EDT

Denver Nuggets' McGee stuffs as Golden State Warriors' Jack looks on in the first quarter of their NBA Western Conference Quarterfinals basketball playoff series in Denver Reuters

So what, you ask?  Most celebrities do, anyways.  Well, this one is notable for who it represents.  It (re)launched today, and does not disappoint.  Worth a solid ten-minute break from your workday, no question.

Do you know JaVale’s height and weight at birth? Do you know his high school GPA?  Did you know he feeds over 1,000 families at his annual Thanksgiving Day JaVale McGee Turkey Giveaway? No? Well, now you do!

Conspicuously absent from the site, however, are the reasons for which JaVale is perhaps most well-known. The man is a human highlight reel with a (seemingly) ten-foot wingspan who plays as a conscience-void reincarnation of NBA Jam.  If your name is George Karl or Brian Shaw, he’s frustratingly inconsistent – but if your name is Joe Fan, JaVale McGee is the most entertaining sideshow in the league:

Exhibit A:  “JaVale McGee“, as narrated by the NBA’s most entertaining commentary.

Exhibit B:  “JaVale McGee Takes No Days Off

I could go on… but I’ll let you do some digging of your own.  I wish I could say that JaVale put some of those infamous YouTube blooper reels on his website – alas, no such luck.

  1. asimonetti88 - Sep 20, 2013 at 3:39 PM

    JaVale McGee is suffering from blockititus. Nice.

  2. eugenesaxe1 - Sep 20, 2013 at 4:50 PM

    I read a lot about he’s doing this or doing that, but never about how he’s improving his game. Do that, and he wouldn’t need all this self-promotion.

  3. jammer73 - Sep 20, 2013 at 5:22 PM

    I wonder if he’ll have a page on the website to dedicate to all of his boneheaded play highlights?

  4. topdawg4ever - Sep 20, 2013 at 6:05 PM

    More JaVale! Nothing wrong with that!

  5. brugis23 - Sep 21, 2013 at 9:14 AM

    I still don’t know his height and weight at birth or GPA

    • Rhett Anderson - Sep 22, 2013 at 9:12 AM

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