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Shane Battier celebrated Heat’s NBA championship at… Denny’s?

Jun 21, 2013, 9:13 PM EDT

From @ShaneBattier on twitter From @ShaneBattier on twitter

LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Gabriel Union, pretty much every Miami celebrity you can name was celebrating the Heat’s second championship at Story Nightclub after the game Thursday. They even let Drake in. (I don’t know why either, but they did.)

But not Shane Battier, he and some friends went to… Denny’s?

Yes. Denny’s.

Because nothing says “I just got a $2 million playoff share bonus” like Moons Over My Hammy.

There may be classier places to eat in Miami, but even Denny’s tastes better than a turd sandwich, so to Battier it was probably felt like Il Gabbiano. Actually, I think after you drop six three pointers in Game 7 of the Finals everything tastes good for a few days.

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