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Poetry corner at PBT: “Where are you Derrick Rose?”

May 15, 2013, 5:48 PM EST

As the Bulls get eliminated from the playoffs Wednesday night (sorry Bulls fans, but you know it’s coming), we bring you this bit of poetry — in a video form. Because we know you’re not actually going to read poetry. You hated it in high school/college and you’re not going start reading it now. Not even “Address to a Haggis” by Robert Burns.

Fantastic creation by Jerk Jerkson.

Thanks to the brilliant men at The Basketball Jones for finding this.

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