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People Magazine says Mario Chalmers is one of the sexiest people alive

Nov 14, 2012, 6:56 PM EDT

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I am not the person who really should judge this, but I have to ask the question:

Is Mario Chalmers the sexiest man in Alaska?

People Magazine thinks so. The publication does an annual “sexiest man alive” edition, one that somehow bloggers seem rarely to be a part of. Strange. Anyway, this year to break up the monotony the magazine picked one man from each state — the United States of Sexy. Get it.

For Alaska, they chose Chalmers, reports the USA Today (hat tip to Rob Mahoney at SI’s The Point Forward… he also didn’t make the list).

(Tom) Brady got the nod from Michigan, (Apolo) Ohno won from Washington, Mario Chalmers was the representative from Alaska and, in the biggest upset of all, Tim Tebow was not named Florida’s sexiest man. We’ll have to wait for ESPN to release its own list, I guess. A huge bravo to the biggest winner here: Mario Chalmers’ publicist.

So maybe LeBron James has the gold medals and the massive shoe contract, but he’s not one of People’s sexiest men this year. You can flaunt that in his face.

  1. Mr. Wright 212 - Nov 14, 2012 at 7:07 PM

    More like Most Annoying/Worst PG Alive.

    • edweird0 - Nov 14, 2012 at 8:26 PM

      “Hahahahaha” said Chalmers as he polished his champion ring

      • cantonbound13 - Nov 15, 2012 at 12:27 PM

        Hope he didn’t forget to polish the asterisk.

  2. norcaldeportes - Nov 14, 2012 at 7:32 PM

    Best Carlton look-a-like Alive. Every time I see Chalmers play, it reminds me of that episode where Carlton & Fresh Prince are on the high school basketball team. I can’t wait till Chalmers steals the ball from Lebron for the game winner & misses everything.

  3. lakerluver - Nov 14, 2012 at 7:42 PM


  4. eventhorizon04 - Nov 14, 2012 at 8:30 PM

    Good thing Mario Chalmers is famously humble.

    We wouldn’t want this to go straight to his head or anything.

  5. genericcommenter - Nov 14, 2012 at 8:36 PM

    He lives in Alaska?

  6. lakerluver - Nov 14, 2012 at 9:15 PM

    He better take real good care of his ring…it will probably be his only one.

    • saint1997 - Nov 15, 2012 at 3:09 AM

      You are a little speck of nothingness and I cannot wait for the day you drift away from my life. Thank the lord I got that one out :)

    • africanballer - Nov 15, 2012 at 11:47 AM

      Hmm you must be a celtics fan your comments are very similar this ‘less than 10 games’ into the season

  7. cowboychris5xchamps - Nov 15, 2012 at 12:48 AM

    @flakerluver everyone thought you committed suicide considering the s#!tty start your flakers are off to. Stop being such a hater you douche bag! Miami will win it again before your garbage team does!

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