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Andray Blatche ran out of gas on the highway. Which is about the most Blatche thing ever.

Nov 5, 2012, 12:19 PM EDT

Jason Terry, Jared Sullinger AP

We’ve all been there — the gas warning light comes on and you think to yourself “I can still make it home, then I’ll get gas in the morning.” Then the next morning comes and you’re running late and it’s “I can make it to work, I think, then I’ll get gas afterwards.” And you play chicken with yourself.

Andray Blatche lost that game of chicken — he ran out of gas on the way home from the Nets home opener this weekend. Which is a very Blatche thing to do.

Check out this series of tweets in his timeline (hat tip to Deadspin).

To be a little fair, there is a gas shortage in the New York/New Jersey area following Hurricane Sandy. Getting gas is not as easy as normal.

Still, he ran out of gas.

Never change, Andray. Never change.

  1. dirtyjerseysports - Nov 5, 2012 at 12:29 PM

    Hey genius maybe it had something to do with a natural disaster and the inability to get gas in NYC?

  2. shockexchange - Nov 5, 2012 at 12:34 PM

    No he didn’t. A Wizards fan put sugar in his gas tank.

  3. iamhoraceknight - Nov 5, 2012 at 12:44 PM

    He plays in Brooklyn, there is limited gas in the Area and NJ due to Hurricane Sandy…. This is a Dumb Article.

    • eugenesaxe - Nov 6, 2012 at 1:12 AM

      “To be a little fair, there is a gas shortage in the New York/New Jersey area following Hurricane Sandy. Getting gas is not as easy as normal.”

      TY for repeating what the article already said, genius.

  4. iamhoraceknight - Nov 5, 2012 at 12:47 PM

    There was a Hurricane, there is limited gas in the area. Great waste of space with this article.

  5. Staff - Nov 5, 2012 at 4:53 PM

    Reblogged this on Double Guns and commented:
    Thankfully Andray’s gas problem didn’t cause him to miss lapdance Tuesday. The honeys would be lost without him.

  6. badintent - Nov 6, 2012 at 1:20 AM

    Blatche, next time plan ahead, Cab, car pool or limo. We know you got the stratch.Dumb AND Cheap. Rated C for Clueless.

  7. freeagentsignee - Nov 7, 2012 at 8:01 PM

    Hang in Andray!

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