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Michael Beasley is having an estate sale you have to see

Aug 19, 2012, 12:59 PM EDT

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Michael Beasley is on the move again. Minnesota decided not to bring him back — you can guess why for yourself — and he is getting a fresh start in Phoenix with a three-year, $18 million deal.

And by fresh start, we mean completely starting over.

Rather than packing a U-Haul with his possessions for a fun drive through the Midwest, he is having an estate sale — he is selling off his home and everything in it this weekend (through 3 Central time Sunday, so hurry). And you would not believe what is for sale, what Beasley had in his home. (Thanks to NBA247365.com for finding this and Jake Nyberg for tweeting out the items.)

Like a collection of Ingmar Bergman screenplays.

Or a coffee table book on primitive erotic art. Or a stuffed turtle doll. Or some new rims for your ride. Or a wine fridge (that was in his bedroom). Or an antique Buddha head. You can buy Michael Beasley’s cologne. His purses. A currency calculator. A Rolex. A toaster. It’s all for sale, what Nyberg rightly calls a rainbow collection of items.

And now Beasley is about to redecorate a new home in Phoenix. Oh, to own a curio shop in Phoenix right now.

  1. norcal031 - Aug 19, 2012 at 1:24 PM

    After hearing about what the prune skinned gov of Arizona has been saying about Imigrants and the fact that they didnt want to recognize MLK untill 1990 why would any minority athlete want to play in that state. Better yet why would any minority want to live in that state period. Arizona is nothing more than a want to be California with a crazy old white people problem. And the dank laws??? Last I heard that state was zero tolerance for even a seed!!!!! Didnt someone tell B-Easy??? That is one state I will never step foot in that is for sure.

    • roverboy1949 - Aug 19, 2012 at 2:05 PM

      Those “crazy old white people” are the ones that pay the majority of the taxes. They want to live there, because they worked their whole lives to earn enough to settle down in an area that they can be comfortable in.The legal immigrants pay there way to make that state a better place for all to live. Arizona is only trying to get the federal government to enforce the laws that are already on the books. You sound like an angry bigot. I’m sure the people of Arizona are all broken up that you will “never step foot” in that state.

    • diehardcard - Aug 19, 2012 at 4:04 PM

      I live in Phoenix. This city is mostly made up of transplants from southern California, Chicago, Pennsylvania, New York, and Mexico . Hardly anyone that lives here is from here. Phoenix is a melting pot within a melting pot. If you want to blame someone for the way Arizona is, blame America.

  2. timb12 - Aug 19, 2012 at 1:26 PM

    Liquidation! Everything must go!

  3. cantonbound13 - Aug 19, 2012 at 1:43 PM

    How much for the bong?

  4. mnsportsfan - Aug 19, 2012 at 1:50 PM

    “what Nyberg rightly calls a rainbow collection of items”

    To non wolves fans the joke here is that when Michael Beasley was injured he would sit on the bench and not pay attention to the game but snack on Skittles the entire time. Drove beat writers insane because his inattentiveness but his commitment to his skittles. Skittles catch phrase is “Taste the Rainbow.”

  5. wherezwaldo - Aug 19, 2012 at 2:00 PM

    Is the marijuana crop still in the backyard?!

  6. reggietfromda623 - Aug 19, 2012 at 3:24 PM

    I live in arizona and there is a very diverse culture here I think we should let everyone who’s been here for awhile stay here and get rid of gov. brewer and get arpiao out of the sheriffs office!

    • roverboy1949 - Aug 19, 2012 at 3:41 PM

      For doing his job?

      • patfic15 - Aug 19, 2012 at 5:06 PM

        Exactly. How dare those racist bigots uphold the law. Everyone is welcome. Pick your favorite state t*t to latch on to for all your needs.

      • adoombray - Aug 20, 2012 at 11:55 AM

        because investigating obamas birth certificate and indictment on federal discrimination charges is totally the job of a county sherif

  7. eugenesaxe - Aug 19, 2012 at 5:15 PM

    Someone will get a surprise bonus when they find his forgotten hidden stash.

  8. lakerluver - Aug 19, 2012 at 6:35 PM

    Guaranteed there’s a bong–or six–for sale in that house.

  9. 24thesho - Aug 19, 2012 at 8:03 PM

    Personally, I was impressed with the fact that he actually owns a collection of screenplays by Igmar Bergman.

    • jacksprat57 - Aug 22, 2012 at 12:59 AM

      I just assumed that one of his pool boys left it behind when he pulled out.

  10. magicbucs - Aug 19, 2012 at 11:58 PM

    The ironic thing is that Arizona use to be part of Mexico lol they sold that land to the USA for a couple hundred American made cars. That should tell you a lot ;)
    This was long before the “parts were made in mexico” label. Steve Nash is a Canadian immigrant I’m surprised he lasted that long there…. Maybe cause of his skin color.

  11. lew24 - Aug 20, 2012 at 9:49 PM

    Purses?

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