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A former translator for Osama Bin Laden thinks LeBron should apologize to Cleveland. Glad his priorities are in line.

Aug 17, 2012, 6:15 PM EDT

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Muhammed Rahim is a detainee at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba, ad a former translator for the formerly alive Osama Bin Laden. He had his lawyer whip up a letter to the Washington Post, and in it, he asked for a cat for company, since other prisoners have them. Oh, yes, and he delightfully decided to share his feelings on The Decision from back in 2010. Yup. Kittens and LeBron, from Bin Laden’s translator:

In addition to sharing the news of Khan’s cat, Rahim had another thought to share with his lawyer, who, we should note, is from Akron, Ohio.

“Dear Mr. Warner!” he wrote in a separate freshly declassified letter. “Lebron James is very bad man. He should apologize to the city of Cleveland.”

Warner says Rahim’s sentiment about the NBA star who left the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat reflects his client’s tribal values, in which loyalty is paramount and “betrayals are not tolerated or forgiven, although an honest apology from an offending peer is valued.”

via In the Loop: A kitty for bin Laden’s translator – The Washington Post.

OK, then.

This concludes today’s example of how civilization is quickly vanishing into the mist.

(HT: HoopsHype)

  1. haterhurter937 - Aug 18, 2012 at 5:10 PM

    this app is poop.

  2. raider2124 - Aug 18, 2012 at 5:54 PM

    Terrorists are all over cleveland. I was in a hotel and they had three Muslim tv channels. Mosques everywhere. Terrible city, they get what they deserve

    • 24thesho - Aug 18, 2012 at 7:24 PM

      When I read your comment aloud……..,; you sound like a fool!

  3. leeeroooyjeeenkiiins - Aug 18, 2012 at 10:25 PM

    Well, there goes my idea for an SNL skit…

  4. 1historian - Aug 18, 2012 at 11:18 PM

    let me be sure I understand.

    This terrorist is imprisoned at Gitmo and he doesn’t like LBJ and says so and he gets ink from Matt Moore.

    Matt – if you are reading this – you should be ashamed of yourself.

  5. xjokerz - Aug 19, 2012 at 5:29 AM

    You pray this man gets cancer ? May I ask why you pray to such a fake person like god to begin with ? You know what true terrorism looks like? Religion and the People whom take part in it. Get ur head out of your ass

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