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Dennis Rodman has written a children’s book. I wish I were kidding.

Jul 31, 2012, 2:34 PM EDT

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Maybe he got the idea from Madonna.

Dennis Rodman has “authored” a couple of books before. And by authored I mean he spoke to a writer and posed for the cover art. His most recent was titled “I Should Be Dead by now.” But his follow up is one he may have written himself — “Dennis The Wild Bull.” A children’s book. Maybe we can give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.

From the blog about the book (hat tip to SLAM):

After going through his latest divorce and having to spend time away from his children as a result, Dennis has now done something many people never thought would ever happen. He’s written a children’s book which he’s dedicating to his children, with the intent to relay a positive message to our countries youth and to his own children…

Rodman has teamed up with Author/screenwriter Dustin Warburton and illustrator Dan Monroe with the sole purpose of conveying good lessons to children based on Dennis’s own experiences as a world class athlete while overcoming obstacles as a child.

Okay, so he didn’t actually write this one, either. That may actually be good news for the quality of the book, however.

The book is due out in September. We haven’t done a book review on this blog in a while and… no. My book recommendations? “Sense of an Ending” is my favorite thing I read in a while and that “1q84” is too repetitive because it was originally written as a trilogy. That’s it.

  1. sellahh - Jul 31, 2012 at 2:45 PM

    We have a proverb here in Poland that i can’t translate by any means but… you, of all the people, Kurt should never ever question anyone’s writing skills considering how many careless typos u make.

    • lubartow - Jul 31, 2012 at 4:52 PM

      Which proverb do you mean??

  2. sellahh - Jul 31, 2012 at 2:55 PM

    And regarding the article… love the effort by Dennis… but people are too reluctant to words and the best teaching is done by example – as in ‘monkey see, monkey do’. That’s why if u want to change something, start with yourself. This world is broken, anyways.

  3. rajbais - Jul 31, 2012 at 3:02 PM

    Instead he should do a coloring book for children. For every page they turn they can do a new color for every hair or style he has.

    • sellahh - Jul 31, 2012 at 3:05 PM

      But at least he’s putting his heart into trying to improve something. If u said that about every single one of 6 billion people this world would be about perfect.

      • rajbais - Aug 1, 2012 at 3:18 PM

        I’m ‘s not trying to be mean. However, it would be funny if there was a blank hairstyle frame for Rodman and kids were coloring that with crayons and markers.
        :) :) :)

  4. metalhead65 - Jul 31, 2012 at 6:19 PM

    anybody who buys a book by this nutcase for thier kids deserves whatever happens to them when they grow up screwed up like this waste of humanity.of all the role models out there you want your kids to be the slime that is rodman?

    • blueintown - Aug 1, 2012 at 10:32 AM

      Haven’t you already been required to turn in your basketball card due to your Pat Robertson-like qualms with The Worm?

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