Skip to content

Shaq’s got a new television show, it sounds awful

Jul 12, 2012, 12:54 PM EDT

2nd Annual Cartoon Network Hall Of Game Awards - Arrivals Getty Images

There is going to be more Shaquille O’Neal on your television.

Sorry, there is nothing we can do to stop it. Just don’t watch it and hopefully it goes away fast.

Shaq has a new show that has been green lit, according to the Hollywood Reporter (via SLAM).

TruTV has greenlighted “Upload with Shaquille O’Neal,” a series centered on the former basketball star scouring the Internet in search of the funniest online videos to comment on as well as creating his own viral videos and parodies. He will be joined on-screen by host Gary Owen (Think Life a Man) and Godfrey (The Mr. Men Show).

Shaq goes Tosh O. Watch at your own risk. I’ll choose grainy replays of decade-old Summer League games, personally.

The good thing about today’s media landscape, if we all ignore something, it goes away. That will work with this show. Not Shaq, however.

Latest Posts
  1. Wade says left knee sore, swollen, but will play through it

    Jun 19, 2013, 3:42 PM EDT

    BKN-NBA-FINALS-SPURS-HEAT-GAME 6 Getty Images

    Dwyane Wade has been clearly grounded through much of the playoffs. While he has had some monster games — including Games 4 and 5 of the Finals — his right knee has held him back at times. Now you can add his left knee to the list of issues. Wade and Manu Ginobili banged knees…

  2. Big television ratings for Game 6… Game 7 might be huge

    Jun 19, 2013, 2:21 PM EDT

    BKN-NBA-FINALS-SPURS-HEAT-GAME 6 Getty Images

    As a series moves deeper ratings go up — and Game 6 lived up to that, with a huge jump in viewership for ABC. An estimated 16.8 million people — a 14.7 rating — tuned in to watch Game 6, ESPN announced. The previous high this series had been 11.4 million viewers for a game…

  3. Popovich explains decision to sit Duncan late in regulation of Game 6

    Jun 19, 2013, 2:15 PM EDT

    San Antonio Spurs head coach Popovich talks to Duncan during the third quarter of play against the Miami Heat in Game 5 of their NBA Finals basketball series in San Antonio

    MIAMI — Spurs head coach Gregg Popovich was the recipient of some rare criticism following his team’s collapse in the final moments of regulation in Game 6, and it surrounded his decision to bench Tim Duncan during some key defensive possessions. The end result, twice with under 30 seconds to play, was the Heat getting…

  4. Breaking down the Heat’s Game 6 comeback over Spurs

    Jun 19, 2013, 1:18 PM EDT

    San Antonio Spurs v Miami Heat - Game 6 Getty Images

    MIAMI — For all intents and purposes, the game was over. Except that it wasn’t. The Heat trailed Game 6 of the Finals by five with under 30 seconds to play, and fans in Miami began streaming for the exits. Arena staffers in yellow shirts lined the baselines and the court across from the team…

  5. Doc Rivers, Celtics’ GM Ainge meet Wednesday to discuss what’s next

    Jun 19, 2013, 12:53 PM EDT

    Doc Rivers AP

    Now that the drama of Doc Rivers and Kevin Garnett headed the Clippers trade talk has subsided, it’s time for everyone in Boston to act like adults and end this soap opera. To that end, Rivers and Celtics GM Danny Ainge are expected to sit down face-to-face Wednesday and talk, Ainge told the Boston Herald.…

  6. Some fans in Miami left early, couldn’t get back in to watch amazing finish

    Jun 19, 2013, 12:07 PM EDT

    NBA Finals Spurs Heat Basketball AP

    PBT’s own Brett Pollakoff tweeted this out when the Heat were down 5 with: 28 seconds left and the Heat had called a timeout. “Fans in Miami heading for the exits.” Thousands of them. Not anywhere near a majority, but enough to reinforce the stereotype. Plenty (again, far from all) fans in Miami fit the…

  7. Game 6 was not Gregg Popovich’s best night

    Jun 19, 2013, 11:21 AM EDT

    BKN-NBA-FINALS-SPURS-HEAT-GAME 6 Getty Images

    Gregg Popovich is the best coach in basketball right now. One of the best of all time. He has four rings and built a culture in San Antonio that has them in NBA Finals 14 years apart and with consistent 50+ win seasons in between. But he is not perfect. He made a couple decisions…

  8. LeBron calls Game 6 “best game I’ve ever been a part of”

    Jun 19, 2013, 10:31 AM EDT

    BKN-NBA-FINALS-SPURS-HEAT-GAME 6 Getty Images

    That was an epic Game 6. There was great play from both sides, huge shots by Ray Allen and Tony Parker and LeBron James and Kawhi Leonard and… I could go on and on. The players knew it was a great game, too. These are some highlights from the postgame press conferences where they talk…

  9. LeBron James takes over when headband comes off

    Jun 19, 2013, 8:45 AM EDT

    LeBron James AP

    With the Heat season on the brink LeBron James needed to change things up… He ditched the headband. Not exactly ditched, but late in the game LeBron’s headband was knocked off — and then he went off. LeBron played a key stretch of the fourth quarter then all of overtime without it. Couper Moorehead of…

  10. Watch highlights from a classic fourth quarter (VIDEO)

    Jun 19, 2013, 7:59 AM EDT

    BKN-NBA-FINALS-SPURS-HEAT-GAME 6 Getty Images

    That was as great a fourth quarter, as great an NBA Finals fame as you are likely to see. Miami started the quarter down 10 but LeBron James goes on a tear after getting his headband knocked off. The Heat come all the way back to take the lead, then Tony Parker drains a three…

  11. LeBron James gets another triple-double, now favorite for Finals MVP

    Jun 19, 2013, 4:35 AM EDT

    San Antonio Spurs v Miami Heat - Game 6 Getty Images

    You’ll have to excuses ESPN for not mentioning LeBron James achieving a triple-double during the Heat’s 103-100 win over the Spurs until Game 6 ended. LeBron grabbed his 10th rebound – capping a 32-point, 11-assist, 10-rebound, three-steal game – on Chris Bosh’s block of Tony Parker’s jumper with 31 seconds left, setting off a whirlwind…

  12. Who saved Miami’s bacon at end of Game 6? Chris Bosh.

    Jun 19, 2013, 3:33 AM EDT

    Heat's Bosh reacts after making a basket against the Spurs in overtime in Game 6 of their NBA Finals basketball playoff in Miami Reuters

    At shootaround on Tuesday before Game 6, Chris Bosh said that hot shooting Spur Danny Green wasn’t going to get clean looks at threes. Then, with the Spurs having one last shot in overtime to tie the game, Bosh made sure his words were good by blocking a Green desperation three to tie the game.…

  13. ‘Devastated’ Manu Ginobili says he has no clue how Spurs will re-energize for Game 7

    Jun 19, 2013, 3:29 AM EDT

    San Antonio Spurs v Miami Heat - Game 6 Getty Images

    MIAMI — After suffering a brutal Game 6 loss that the Spurs had every reason to believe would turn out in their favor, one of the team’s key veterans wasn’t exactly optimistic that they’ll find a way to bounce back emotionally in time for Thursday’s Game 7. Manu Ginobili was the Game 5 hero for…

  14. Spurs execution fails them when it matters most. Can they get it back for Game 7?

    Jun 19, 2013, 2:24 AM EDT

    San Antonio Spurs v Miami Heat - Game 6 Getty Images

    For three quarters of Game 6, as it has been for much of the NBA Finals, the San Antonio Spurs execution was just too much for the Heat to handle — the Spurs shot 50 percent, they played smart defense, they moved the ball, Tim Duncan was playing like a man possessed with 30 points…

  15. Ray Allen giving Heat exactly what they expected this season, including his clutch 3-pointer in Game 6

    Jun 19, 2013, 2:06 AM EDT

    San Antonio Spurs v Miami Heat - Game 6 Getty Images

    Ray Allen faced a potentially awkward moment before he even played his first game with the Miami Heat. Not only were the Heat facing his old team, the Boston Celtics, his new teammates were receiving their 2012 championship rings. Miami had won a hard-fought seven-game series over Allen’s Celtics on its way to the title,…

  16. Heat force a Finals Game 7 with thrilling overtime win over Spurs

    Jun 19, 2013, 1:53 AM EDT

    San Antonio Spurs v Miami Heat - Game 6 Getty Images

    MIAMI — The Spurs were on the brink of winning a championship. With 28 seconds remaining in the fourth, they held a five-point lead, were on a 10-2 run over the last four minutes, and fans were heading for the exits while arena staffers lined the court to rope off the crowd in preparation for…

  17. Chris Bosh blocks Spurs’ Game 6 comeback attempt (video)

    Jun 19, 2013, 12:27 AM EDT

    San Antonio Spurs v Miami Heat - Game 6 Getty Images

    Chris Bosh, the Heat’s center, was the Miami player who took the necessary step of declaring Danny Green was done getting open looks. When push came to shove, Bosh – the Heat’s center (!) – backed up his words, which really should have come from one of the perimeter players who kept leaving Green open.…

  18. Ray Allen makes 3-pointer to send Game 6 to overtime (video)

    Jun 18, 2013, 11:55 PM EDT

    BKN-NBA-FINALS-SPURS-HEAT-GAME 6

    Ray Allen is amazingly, incredibly clutch. This is exactly why the Heat wanted him from Boston. What a huge shot. If the Heat win this series, that will go down as one of the greatest shots in Finals history. Allen and LeBron James will get credit for making 3-pointers to send Game 6 to overtime,…

  19. Tony Parker makes step-back 3-pointer, steals ball, makes spinning jumper (video)

    Jun 18, 2013, 11:43 PM EDT

    BKN-NBA-FINALS-SPURS-HEAT-GAME 6

    Tony Parker, who made the defining play of the series, his twisting, shot-clock beating clincher in Game 1, is at it again. He stepped back to create space for a game-tying 3-pointer, got a steal on the other end and then drove into the paint for a short jumper to put San Antonio up by…

  20. Mike Miller makes 3-pointer with one shoe

    Jun 18, 2013, 11:29 PM EDT

    Danny Green ,Mike Miller

    The Spurs entered the fourth quarter of Game 6 of the NBA Finals with a 10-point lead, but the Heat are fighting back. Two shoes or one, they’re not quitting. I don’t know why the Spurs called timeout after Mike Miller made that 3-pointer without his shoe. I’d want to attack him on the other…

Top 10 NBA Player Searches
  1. L. James (6821)
  2. C. Andersen (4866)
  3. T. Parker (4863)
  4. D. Wade (4444)
  5. D. Green (3969)
  1. D. Howard (3426)
  2. K. Garnett (3387)
  3. M. Ginobili (3096)
  4. C. Bosh (3082)
  5. D. Rivers (3052)