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A super Spurs fan is not having a great week

Jun 9, 2012, 12:37 PM EST

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You know, sometimes, when it rains, it pours. You’re living the life. You’ve got a custom tricked out motorcycle with Manu Ginobili‘s face on it, the Spurs are the favorites to win the Western Conference Finals and advance with a shot at their fifth title, you’re high on cocaine, the weather in San Antonio is great, everything’s coming up you!

And then the Spurs lose to the Thunder, the team is exposed as having no defense whatsoever, you’re arrested on possession of drugs, your bike is seized by police, and don’t you know it, that dreadfully hot part of the year has started.

What a bummer.

From the San Antonio Express News:

The owner of a highly customized Spurs theme motorcycle was arrested Thursday on charges that he intended to deliver drugs and was found in possession of less than a gram of cocaine and marijuana.

Phillip Lozano, 34, was released that same day after posting a $3,000 bond to cover the felony charge.

He was arrested when Bexar County Sheriff’s deputies raided a home on Blonde Canyon Thursday morning, seizing $10,000 in cash, an all terrain vehicle, car and that motorcycle — a 2009 Suzuki Hayabusa, which Lozano covered with various Spurs’ logos and Manu Ginóbili’s face.

via Spurs-themed motorcycle seized in drug raid – San Antonio Express-News.

What a bummer, man. What a bummer.

His life, much like the Spurs season. Riding high on stimulants, but when the men in blue come, he just has no defense.

Wocka-wocka-wocka!

Also, less than a gram? I’ve lived in that part of Texas. That amount of drugs is like jaywalking. Which is kind of like the Eurostep. See? It all comes back to the Spurs.

  1. isu1648 - Jun 9, 2012 at 1:13 PM

    I dont get it, is he fan of the Supers or the Spus?

  2. joshvanklomp - Jun 9, 2012 at 1:13 PM

    Ah yes, the Supers. I hear they were good this year!

  3. cosanostra71 - Jun 9, 2012 at 1:22 PM

    he was “intending to deliver” and he had less than a gram? he must not have been intending to deliver very much…

  4. davidly - Jun 9, 2012 at 2:32 PM

    Jaywalking is a felony in Bexar County?

  5. dadawg77 - Jun 9, 2012 at 2:46 PM

    Sounds like an asset grab by the police. Drug laws are ridiculously draconian where police can steal your stuff and then you have to prove you weren’t dealing drugs.

  6. noahbird - Jun 9, 2012 at 3:53 PM

    Funny piece, dude.

  7. chargerdillon - Jun 9, 2012 at 3:53 PM

    Less than a gram of cocaine and marijuana…… that’s at best a couple hour party for himself. “Intending to deliver drugs” ? What the hell charge is this exactly?

    If you choose to live in some backwoods hillbily state like that, you get what you have coming to you

    • tibbs7 - Jun 9, 2012 at 6:06 PM

      Ya just gotta love someone making fun of Texas then spells out “hillbily” and still screws it up with spell check.

  8. bsplaincs - Jun 9, 2012 at 7:13 PM

    Less then a gram of cocaine and marijuana….. and was booked for a felony…..but posted bond for “$3,000″ bucks? 1. this should tell you the Cops who decided to do this, Bet on the Spurs and owe someone money. 2. I think there would at least be a few grams of cocaine residue on the $10,000 in cash that the police picked up. Note to self…..self If your going to party hard make sure your team is winning…..L.A. Kings are up 3 games to 1. Guess now would be a good time to go ” JayWalking “

  9. 00maltliquor - Jun 9, 2012 at 8:04 PM

    Lol! That was a good read, Matt.

    Less then a gram of weed and coke!? I don’t think he was selling s#!t, that was personals!

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