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DeShawn Stevenson has an ATM in his kitchen. No lie.

May 30, 2012, 1:03 PM EDT

Stevenson ATM

We mock NBA players for the way they go through money like it was water, the way they own a Bentley and an Escalade — and that’s just at their summer home in LA. We act as if we were millionaires at age 23 we would have been prudent and invested our money wisely, when the fact is most of us would have been just like them. I found ridiculous ways to waste money at 23 and I was broke.

But dude, an ATM in your kitchen?

DeShawn Stevenson had this picture (right) of him get out on the Web — and he was probably pretty proud of his hipster look. Lime green shirt, rocking the bowtie, pants rolled up just because. (Photo via The Big Lead)

But we all see the ATM in his kitchen, right? ATM. In. Your. Kitchen.

And not a BofA ATM, but the kind you use in desperation at the gas station or back of the club that costs you $2.50 every time you use it. You know DeShawn is paying that, right? He’s made more than $25 million in his career, he’s got a ring, so you think he’s worried about the $2.50 fee? He’s not even blinking.

Got to say, for a hipster, the ATM in the kitchen blows away the black glasses frames with no lenses.

  1. mclayton31 - May 31, 2012 at 5:49 AM

    Guys can do what they want with their money. The comment about him being a gangster is just pure stupidity.

  2. BigBeachBall - May 31, 2012 at 11:23 AM

    Everyone here is way off…. he has the machine in his house because when his broke ass buddies come over to play xbox and ask him for money, he can just point to the machine and say, “oh, you need money? There’s an Atm right there bro…”

  3. rickdday - Jan 2, 2014 at 11:30 PM

    If he owns the ATM, and they don’t cost that much, he gets to set the fees. and they go back into his account, except for a .10 fee to the bank where the money goes. It’s also a great safe for ‘household’ money.

    I doubt any grab n go thieves will have no idea it exists.

    This man is a genius.

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