Comments on: Video: “The Kobe That We Used To Know” Gotye parody

By: southbeachtalent

southbeachtalent — Fri, 25 May 2012 20:25:34 +0000

Can’t argue with that.

By: infectorman

infectorman — Fri, 25 May 2012 19:40:19 +0000

To the tune of Aerosmith’s “Same old Story, Same old Song and Dance”

God ya such a hungo!
learn how t’ pass
30 shots a game,
Boy, it ain’t gonna last

15 years and runnin’
Career’s nearin’ the end
& according to Shaquille
damn! ya ain’t got no friends!

its the same old Kobe
Same old Lame LA!!!!!!
my friend X 2

out in colorado!
ya forced her to bed
Now, ya wifey doesn’t trust ya,
ya played with her head
the maid said ya did it
and ya-said it’s ain’t true
blew apart your team
now, what can ya do?

its the same old Kobe
same old Lame LA!!!…my friend
same old Kobe same old Lame LA! my friend

guitar solo…

Age starts a knockin’
injuries are flockin’
ya first step is now 2
can’t get outta round 2
inner-basketball reflection
change your direction
ain’t gonna change it
can’t re-arrange it
God! you are so lame
and its all… so plain… in viiieeeewwwwww!!!, my friend

Chorus x 2
Jam
fade out…

Coming to YouTube…soon…

By: deadeyedesign23

deadeyedesign23 — Fri, 25 May 2012 13:24:36 +0000

If I were him I wouldn’t trust them either.

By: loungefly74

loungefly74 — Fri, 25 May 2012 12:46:00 +0000

didn’t watch the video…

as a Laker/Kobe fan…you live and die by him….hmmm…7 Finals in the past 12 years?…I’ll take that.

sorry…but i don’t blame him for not trusting blake.

By: davidly

davidly — Fri, 25 May 2012 10:02:50 +0000

In fairness, the second verse should have included his fourth and fifth championships.

By: progress2011

progress2011 — Fri, 25 May 2012 07:37:16 +0000

HILARIOUS (kinda corny) video…..

Curly Neal was a legendary B-Ball, trick shot shooter & dribbler for the Harlem Globetrotters.

kobe’s game more closely resembles that of Curly Neal, than that of a legendary ” FUNDAMENTAL” basketball player, such as Magic, Bird, Isiah Thomas, etc. etc. etc.

The difference is- to this day, fans and experts alike still respect the “FUNDAMENTALS” Bird, Dr.J and others brought to the game. No one would ever disrespect them by making such a video.

Notice- I did not mention Jordan because, he is in a league of his own.

By: wfon1

wfon1 — Fri, 25 May 2012 06:58:37 +0000

only clicked on this article cuz i need my laker news. didnt bother watching the video since i know that kobe isnt the problem. we need shooters and we dont have any! kobe has to take control cuz no one else does the job! cant argue with that!

By: Justin

Justin — Fri, 25 May 2012 03:01:42 +0000

Please name all “Those who can” win a basketball game all by themselves. None exist.

By: 1historian

1historian — Fri, 25 May 2012 02:07:47 +0000

Category #1 – Those who can – do.

Category #2 – Those who can’t (but maybe wish they could) stand on the sidelines and write stupid columns which they pray people will read, others make nasty remarks from the safety of cyberspace, others write stupid parodies about those in category #1, and others – I don’t really know what they do, nor do I care.

Meanwhile – those who can do, and they ignore those in #2.

It rhymes

cool

By: uscthom78

uscthom78 — Fri, 25 May 2012 01:04:37 +0000

No…he really doesn’t trust his teammates.

By: bozosforall

bozosforall — Thu, 24 May 2012 23:20:17 +0000

Beats that lame “Call Me Gaydy” parody that was floating around the Internet a week ago.

By: angulocarlos1

angulocarlos1 — Thu, 24 May 2012 22:15:39 +0000

Haha @ Kobe

By: shockexchange

shockexchange — Thu, 24 May 2012 22:13:34 +0000

INTERPRETATION: Robert Horry, Jr. is a chuck son! “You really aren’t Horry hat we uuuuused to knowww. The Horry we used to know didn’t get bounced in the 2nd round of the playoffs.”