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Dwyane Wade has banned girlfriend from sitting courtside

Apr 19, 2012, 7:49 PM EDT

Actress and model Gabrielle Union — who you also know as Dwyane Wade‘s girlfriend — was on Conan O’Brien’s show this week and…. damn, the girl is vicious.

She yelled last week at Dick Bavetta “blow your whistle and you get your Viagra.” She’s insulted players about their weight. And that’s the stuff she admitted to on national television, you know there is worse. She’s ruthless.

And she admitted, Wade has banned her from sitting courtside. She’s too loud and distracting, so he has had her moved a few rows back. That’s pretty damn funny. And after you hear her tell the story, you get why.

  1. dirtybird2020 - Apr 19, 2012 at 9:06 PM


    • florida727 - Apr 20, 2012 at 7:18 AM

      For the record, that’s a military term: Combat Unit, Non-Tactical

      I found it pretty funny. Think about it. Some skirt sitting courtside yelling at Dick Bavetta. He’s got to be thinking, “hey, those seats are expense. Who the heck is that? Uh, Dwayne, think you’ll get the next foul call?”

      • skids003 - Apr 20, 2012 at 8:22 AM

        Yeah, usually the idiots yelling the loudest at the refs couldn’t ref a checker match if their life depended on it. She probably shouldn’t be yelling at players either, you think she’d like it if someone showed up on her set and heckled her? Especially about her talent, or lack of it?

      • mikeewright7 - Apr 20, 2012 at 12:39 PM

        lack of talent? really? she is wonderful in movies

      • rarelyshaves - Apr 20, 2012 at 9:30 PM

        what convinced you she was great?

        was it her role in “cradle 2 the grave” or “bad boys 2” that sold you?

        terrible actress. between her and d, cant tell who is the bigger b*tch.

    • fireyourselfjerryjones - May 11, 2012 at 8:26 AM

      Who? Your mother or your sister?

  2. nokoolaidcowboy - Apr 19, 2012 at 9:18 PM

    She just went down several notches in my book!

    • soforizo - Apr 22, 2012 at 2:48 PM

      Somehow, I don’t think she gives a damn.

  3. pistolpete0903 - Apr 19, 2012 at 9:21 PM

    I thought his girlfriend played with him (wears # 6 jersey)

    • dolphinatic - Apr 19, 2012 at 9:31 PM

      Well they are notorious swingers.. not that there is anything wrong with that.

    • Mr. Wright 212 - Apr 19, 2012 at 9:38 PM


  4. dirtybird2020 - Apr 19, 2012 at 9:27 PM

    Hahaha, thats halarious!

  5. bils293 - Apr 19, 2012 at 9:34 PM

    You know your joke is funny when you have to explain it in brackets

  6. asublimeday - Apr 19, 2012 at 11:14 PM

    So wade has three bitches ?

  7. mcjon22 - Apr 19, 2012 at 11:16 PM

    Lebron: Yo D, you need to move your eye candy off that court. Im for real!

    Wade: Haven’t we talked about this? It’s just a cover, people are getting suspicious Princess.

    Lebron: It’s not about that! That kunt is just annoying as hell. Plus she has a full head of hair, you know im self conscious about that bro.

    Wade: Why are you so up tight? I gave you the ring I promised you. You should feel relieved.

    Lebron: You mislead me! I wanted the ring you wear on your finger not your co..

    Wade: Should of been more specific Hunny Bunny. You ready for the hot tub?

  8. rexismybff - Apr 19, 2012 at 11:22 PM

    Gabrielle – you can come trash talk at my pick-up games anytime you like.

  9. nflofficeadmin - Apr 19, 2012 at 11:25 PM

    You can take the girl out of the …. Oh never mind.

    • mytthor - Apr 20, 2012 at 2:00 AM

      Did you say never mind because you didn’t want to appear to be a racist jerkoff, or because you realized that Gabrielle Union is one of the classiest women in show business, and was born in Omaha.

      • nflofficeadmin - Jan 3, 2013 at 12:29 PM

        Neither. I don’t really care how I appear to you. I don’t anyone does..

      • mytthor - Jan 3, 2013 at 9:00 PM

        Glad you don’t care. Don’t care so much that you respond to an 8 month old reply.

  10. nflofficeadmin - Apr 19, 2012 at 11:27 PM

    Who hasn’t run through that thing yet. It’s actually embarrassing for wade.

  11. lakerluver - Apr 19, 2012 at 11:54 PM

    @nflofficeadmin, you can take the loser out of the…………..never mind.

    • nflofficeadmin - Jan 3, 2013 at 12:28 PM

      go on, it suits you.

  12. geo91 - Apr 20, 2012 at 12:18 AM

    Why she’s at a game and not in a kitchen is what baffles me

    • 00maltliquor - Apr 20, 2012 at 2:51 AM


  13. glink123 - Apr 20, 2012 at 12:23 AM

    B!tches ain’t sh!t but hoes and tricks

    • mightyquinn69 - Apr 20, 2012 at 10:06 AM

      Now if she were my GF, sister, cuz, aunt, or related in any way. I would say sum real F.U right now. So, do you think that way about ALL women?

    • fireyourselfjerryjones - May 11, 2012 at 8:24 AM

      This sounds like someone who can’t keep a girl. Maybe not even get a girl. Maybe if you washed your mouth out with soap, and then took that same bar to wash you stinking behind, then you would have better luck with females. #washyourmouthandbutt

  14. isujames - Apr 20, 2012 at 12:27 AM

    @nflofficeadmin You wish you could stab a bish as bad as that with your little knob every night without paying for it.

    • mytthor - Apr 20, 2012 at 2:02 AM

      Are there girls you can pay for that look like that? Count me in.

    • nflofficeadmin - Jan 3, 2013 at 12:26 PM

      you mad?

  15. dirtybird2020 - Apr 20, 2012 at 3:26 AM

    Wade learned a lesson from lebrons mom sitting courtside cheering her cuddy buddy and her son on at the same time! And that why he dont let her sit courtside the dinosaur in bosh might come out and give her his O-face!

  16. seattlesuperchronic - Apr 20, 2012 at 6:18 AM


    Are they really swingers? I googled it and got nothing. Is the joke on me?

  17. jh4prez - Apr 20, 2012 at 8:13 AM

    Damn she fine as hell.yet another reason for fools to hate ob the heat. #yallallsomejealousbitches!lmfao!

  18. therealhtj - Apr 20, 2012 at 9:03 AM

    Eddy Curry wears spanx?

  19. csbox1 - Apr 20, 2012 at 11:07 AM

    1. Gabby is an incredible actress and an awesome person
    2. Wade is a stud for scooping her up
    3. She is one helluva a basketball player with some SERIOUS handle so I’m pretty sure she knows the game well enough to sit courtside and be a fan
    4. And DWade did put the pimp hand down strong when he “banned” her from courtside…so there..and the Heat still won’t win a ring, so does it matter?

  20. football58 - Apr 20, 2012 at 11:26 AM

    D-Wade needs to slap a bitch.

  21. goldkj - Apr 20, 2012 at 1:43 PM

    Delonte should ban Gloria from sitting courtside.

  22. kelvinmchale - Apr 20, 2012 at 5:05 PM

    She digs dudes with huge lips.

  23. cowboychris5xchamps - Apr 23, 2012 at 5:12 AM

    @ rarelyshaves… you have perspective, thank you sir. This bitch is a public figure, she should act that way…….oh my bad, the bitch can’t act!!!!!

  24. detroitlionsnfl - Apr 24, 2012 at 2:20 PM

    This is hilarious! I love hot chicks who can really get into the game….

  25. fireyourselfjerryjones - May 11, 2012 at 8:35 AM

    It is so funny to see all these Internet “pimps”, and film critics. The Internet has become the place where stupid cowards say things that they would never say in person. If any one of these cowards was to meet Gabriel Union or D Wade, the only thing they would do is beg for an autograph or a picture. Different people have different tastes, but any man who looks at this gorgeous woman and worries about how good she acts is not into women. Those of you that are questioning D Wade and LBJ’s sexuality are probably just having wishful thoughts that they bat for the same team you do.

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