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Spurs list Tim Duncan as “DND – OLD”

Mar 25, 2012, 11:19 PM EDT


The Spurs are the funniest team in the league you don’t know is funny. From their HEB commercials to Popovich clowning Shaq with a Hack-A-Shaq two seconds into the game, they come off as a boring club, but really, they’re pretty entertaining.

On the official roster that each team submits before the game, the Spurs announced that Tim Duncan would not play as he did not dress. Typically there’s a reason. “Rest,” or “Personal Reasons,” etc. But it’s open-ended. So tonight, the Spurs listed the following, on the official box score.

Tim Duncan: DND-OLD

No, really. From via Hardwood Paroxysm:



Duncan also picked up a technical in the game, a game he was not active for. So in a game in which his team listed him as “Did not dress – old,” he picked up a technical foul while in a blazer which Malik Rose mentioned was more dressed up than he was at his own wedding.

Someday Tim Duncan and these Spurs will be gone, and it will be sad.

(Editor’s note: The author of this post is an editor a blogger at Hardwood Paroxysm. The post above was not posted by the author or with prior knowledge of the author. So I didn’t set up this big thing to get traffic, basically. I’m not that smart. Popovich is that smart, though I’m pretty sure he hates blogs.)

  1. alexexum12 - Mar 25, 2012 at 11:34 PM

    Wow just wow

  2. alexexum12 - Mar 25, 2012 at 11:37 PM

    That’s respect for you

  3. ahsancurrimbhoy - Mar 25, 2012 at 11:46 PM

    The technical is real-

    While Joey Crawford was officiating, it surprisingly was not him who gave it to TD.

  4. steelymcbeam6 - Mar 26, 2012 at 12:17 AM

    I hate the spurs but that’s pretty damn hilarious

  5. jkrall920 - Mar 26, 2012 at 12:35 AM

    that is awesome

  6. eugenesaxe - Mar 26, 2012 at 12:44 AM

    Truth in advertising.

  7. gatorays - Mar 26, 2012 at 8:53 AM

    its a joke people….i am sure Tim and his teammates had a good laugh over it

  8. southbeachtalent - Mar 26, 2012 at 11:13 AM

    That is hilarious!

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