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Report: Kardashian to file for divorce from Kris Humphries

Oct 31, 2011, 12:28 PM EDT

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Apparently Kim Kardashian will be the first to put the NBA’s new amnesty clause into effect.

And whoever had 72 days in the office pool, please come to the front desk and collect your winnings. The couple lasted only half as long as Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra, who got to 144.

Okay, enough with the jokes. Divorce is not funny. Even when it’s Kardashian filing to divorce Kris Humphries, as TMZ is reporting.

Kim Kardashian will file for divorce this morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries … TMZ has learned.

We’re told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”

Not sure this is “garden variety” but there is a prenuptial agreement, so it shouldn’t be too complicated. Also, it kind of looked like this was coming.

The couple was married on Aug. 20 in a wedding that reportedly cost around $10 million. She also reportedly made more than $17 million off of the mariage (from the reality show and other publicity rights). So yes, garden variety divorce. There have long been suspicions out there that this marriage was really more about publicity than love. I have no idea, nor do I really care, but this will fuel that speculation. She was able to launch a new reality show with the wedding and now can work a whole grief cycle into it. A grief cycle that will last more than 72 days, I’m guessing.

Humphries is a free agent who played last season with the Nets and they reportedly wanted him back. Not having reality show television cameras following him around may mean more teams have interest in him (most teams don’t want that in their locker room).

Now we’ll see if there is a “Kardashian divorce effect.”

  1. silverbuffalo - Oct 31, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    Wonder how much she would have made in a non lockout year?

  2. ogre2010 - Oct 31, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    WOW gotta give it to Kim, she knows how to make money.

  3. jesse1834 - Oct 31, 2011 at 1:14 PM

    All that money those clowns blew on that wedding, could have been better spent somewhere else.

    • massivedick - Oct 31, 2011 at 3:49 PM

      they made more than they spend so write it of to going back into the economy

  4. dirtybird2020 - Oct 31, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    What a whore!

  5. alligatorsnapper - Oct 31, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    Did Kris catch one of Kim’s many STDs? That’s what blew the marriage, isn’t it?

  6. goforthanddie - Oct 31, 2011 at 3:20 PM

    Well, she got her headlines and her rock. Stupid cow should’ve waited til he signed a new contract, but whatever.

  7. mgscott - Oct 31, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    She should go back to Reggie

  8. massivedick - Oct 31, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    miserable gash meet moron athlete

  9. diablito0402 - Oct 31, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    Over paid hoochie

  10. willcoop - Nov 1, 2011 at 12:22 AM

    I hope he wore a condom during those 72 days! Lol

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