Comments on: Report: Kobe Bryant close to $2 million, one-game deal in Italy

By: thetooloftools

thetooloftools — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:48:06 +0000

I wonder how many bench warmers and mid level players will get offers like this?

By: mrdeuce06

mrdeuce06 — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 15:47:17 +0000

I smell some hating going on!

By: berbes

berbes — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 14:57:29 +0000

he’s running low on roofies and could use the cash infusion.

By: skids003

skids003 — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 14:50:31 +0000

Proves there’s one born every minute. What idiot would pay him this for one game?

By: therealhtj

therealhtj — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 14:20:19 +0000

Um here’s why this never happens:

“Hello, Lloyd, Lloyd of London? It’s me, KB24, the black mamba!”
“Yeah, wassup man. Hey I was wondering, how much it gonna cost to insure about 83.5 million against injury?”
“Hello?”
“Yo Lloyd, you there?”
“Yo Lloyd?”
“LLOYD?”
“Damn, punk *(#&^%(&%$^*Q# hung up on me!”
“Yo Rob, tell virtual baloney to go float another rumor, and book me on another Nike tour or somethin’”