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Blake Griffin didn’t just dunk on the Knicks, he farted on them

Aug 19, 2011, 7:32 PM EDT

Blake Griffin

Blake Griffin did worse things to the Knicks than turn Timofey Mozgov into a poster child when he put on a thunderous display against the Knicks.

He farted on them, too.

Seriously. Griffin was on the Champs with Neal Brennan podcast and let the story go just like he let one go in a game (via The Basketball Jones).

“We’re playing the Knicks and I was walking back. It was a timeout, walking back to a free throw. You know how guys line up on the free throw line. And like, I had this horrible, horrible gas that whole game and so I let it go as I was walking back …

“And I line up, and look over and one of them is like, ‘Oh my gosh, what is that?’ And I looked at him and I was so worried that everybody was going to catch on, so I was like, ‘Who did that? Oh my god! Are you serious?’”

Did the Knicks player not know that he who smelt it dealt it?

Just to be clear, while Griffin was flying through the air with his, um, derrière at face level of most of the Knicks, he had really bad gas? Awesome. That is how you own a team.

File this under “things that you know are going to come up before these two play next.” Whenever that is.

  1. goforthanddie - Aug 19, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    That explains where he gets his hops.

  2. jonka - Aug 20, 2011 at 1:50 AM

    great reporting

  3. Fred - Aug 20, 2011 at 8:33 AM

    That story doesn’t amount to a hill of beano.

  4. jints3bowls - Aug 20, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    Whatever

  5. rdav29 - Aug 20, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    Maybe his new nickname should be ‘Silent but Deadly’

  6. rdav29 - Aug 20, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    At least the Knicks didn’t take his crap

  7. pistolpete0903 - Aug 20, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    More of him and we might just solve the energy problem!!!

  8. mikeminnc - Aug 21, 2011 at 12:22 PM

    Best. Story. Ever.

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