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Quote of the Day: Martell Webster talks sharks, orgies

Aug 2, 2011, 10:30 PM EDT

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“So, I just found out that sharks have orgies after eating whale blubber. Thats very disturbing. Well I’m having whale blubber tonite.”

—Timberwolves shooting guard Martell Webster, who apparently has been watching a lot of Shark Week, via twitter. (Hat tip to I am a GM)

  1. randysavage4ever - Aug 2, 2011 at 10:48 PM

    nice corny 1985 back to the future punchline Martell Webster…

    most likely the orgy you’ll have will be with some women who have blubber,

    bc most likely they have no idea who u are,

    so i doubt any hot joints are gonna jump in the bed with you for an orgy

    I’m on 1.

  2. goforthanddie - Aug 2, 2011 at 11:03 PM

    We’re reduced to Martell Webster stories? Somebody shoot me.

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