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This is JaVale McGee planking in a freezer

Jul 11, 2011, 5:45 PM EST

JaVale Planking Freezer

The above picture depicts Wizards center JaVale McGee, who has an alter ego he calls “Pierre” and is apparently currently involved in a “planking” war with Magic guard Gilbert Arenas, lying face-down in a supermarket freezer after apparently clearing 7 feet and 2 inches of products out of it.

Honestly, I’ve seen worse things stocked on the shelves of a grocery story.

(Picture via McGee’s twitter, with a hat tip to SB Nation DC’s Mike Prada.)

  1. edmazeing1 - Jul 11, 2011 at 6:17 PM

    Umm how he get the chance to do that? I feel sorry 4 who ever buys the TV dinner his big a$$ feet touch!!!

  2. blueintown - Jul 11, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    Uh, what the hell is this?

  3. almzor - Jul 11, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    You lost me with Kanter. Who are the Wizards giving up to acquire him?

  4. bhester1906 - Jul 11, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    Yeah almzor I agree I guess PBT has the inside scoop on a Jazz-Wizards trade a year away from now when the lockout is over

  5. tashkalucy - Jul 11, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    I hope the WWF people are talking notes on this stuff!

    Combined with the Twitter stuff, I defy anyone with a maturity level over 12 years-old to have respect for any of these kids.

    • almzor - Jul 11, 2011 at 6:55 PM

      Because unemployment is serious business, am I right?

  6. cosanostra71 - Jul 11, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    I thought Kanter played for Utah

  7. trbowman - Jul 11, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    Put an end to planking. We’re talking about the destruction of American culture here. Planking must die

  8. rickditka - Jul 11, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    Nicely done, JaVale.

  9. reptar24 - Jul 11, 2011 at 7:49 PM

    Hahahaha, athletes/celebrities planking is too funny. People need to lighten up about it, live and let live.

  10. scadevage08 - Jul 11, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    Somewhere, probasketballtalk.com writer John Krolik probably just realized he’ll be out of a job sooner rather than later after he realized that Enes Kanter was drafted by the Utah Jazz at the number 3 pick.

    • Kurt Helin - Jul 11, 2011 at 9:27 PM

      It was fixed as soon as I got back to a computer… and his job is safe.

  11. goforthanddie - Jul 11, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    The only thing dumber than planking is reporting on it.

  12. truwarier90 - Jul 16, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    why would anybody buy food from this place, knowing that his nuts and feet touched the shelves?

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