The above picture depicts Wizards center JaVale McGee, who has an alter ego he calls “Pierre” and is apparently currently involved in a “planking” war with Magic guard Gilbert Arenas, lying face-down in a supermarket freezer after apparently clearing 7 feet and 2 inches of products out of it.
Honestly, I’ve seen worse things stocked on the shelves of a grocery story.
(Picture via McGee’s twitter, with a hat tip to SB Nation DC’s Mike Prada.)
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- edmazeing1 - Jul 11, 2011 at 6:17 PM
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Umm how he get the chance to do that? I feel sorry 4 who ever buys the TV dinner his big a$$ feet touch!!!
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- blueintown - Jul 11, 2011 at 6:32 PM
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Uh, what the hell is this?
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- almzor - Jul 11, 2011 at 6:33 PM
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You lost me with Kanter. Who are the Wizards giving up to acquire him?
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- bhester1906 - Jul 11, 2011 at 6:44 PM
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Yeah almzor I agree I guess PBT has the inside scoop on a Jazz-Wizards trade a year away from now when the lockout is over
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- tashkalucy - Jul 11, 2011 at 6:49 PM
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I hope the WWF people are talking notes on this stuff!
Combined with the Twitter stuff, I defy anyone with a maturity level over 12 years-old to have respect for any of these kids.
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- almzor - Jul 11, 2011 at 6:55 PM
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Because unemployment is serious business, am I right?
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- cosanostra71 - Jul 11, 2011 at 7:00 PM
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I thought Kanter played for Utah
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- trbowman - Jul 11, 2011 at 7:10 PM
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Put an end to planking. We’re talking about the destruction of American culture here. Planking must die
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- rickditka - Jul 11, 2011 at 7:15 PM
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Nicely done, JaVale.
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- reptar24 - Jul 11, 2011 at 7:49 PM
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Hahahaha, athletes/celebrities planking is too funny. People need to lighten up about it, live and let live.
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- scadevage08 - Jul 11, 2011 at 8:39 PM
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Somewhere, probasketballtalk.com writer John Krolik probably just realized he’ll be out of a job sooner rather than later after he realized that Enes Kanter was drafted by the Utah Jazz at the number 3 pick.
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- Kurt Helin - Jul 11, 2011 at 9:27 PM
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It was fixed as soon as I got back to a computer… and his job is safe.
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- goforthanddie - Jul 11, 2011 at 10:00 PM
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The only thing dumber than planking is reporting on it.
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- truwarier90 - Jul 16, 2011 at 8:49 PM
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why would anybody buy food from this place, knowing that his nuts and feet touched the shelves?
