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Kris Humphries to marry Kim Kardashian

May 25, 2011, 11:14 AM EDT

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Is the new reality show far in the offing? Kris and Kim’s big wedding adventure.

And yes, the Kardashian family summer barbeques will now have Lamar Odom and Kris Humphries hanging around. Discussing how much they both hate Bennett Salvatore.

Kris Humphries will marry girlfriend Kim Kardashian, the two are now engaged.

The proposal took place one week ago, on May 18, when the 26-year-old Humphries surprised his 30-year-old love in her Beverly Hills home. When she entered her bedroom, she saw Humphries already on bended knee with red rose petals forming what was by then a hopefully obvious question: “Will you marry me?”

“I didn’t expect this at all,” the bride-to-be told People. “I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now.”

The couple has only been dating for six months, which may seem like a short time to the rest of us but compared to Khloe and Lamar this is a dragged out engagement.

Humphries, who is a free agent that the Nets say they want to re-sign, is clearly thinking his play from last season is going to get him a healthy pay raise from the $3.2 million he made last year (and it should). That’s really the only way to explain the 20.5-carat engagement ring.

No date or other details of the wedding have been announced, but as this is a Kardashian’s production you can bet it will exactly be a state secret. We’ll let you know where they are registered as soon as we know.

  1. hnirobert3 - May 25, 2011 at 11:18 AM

    Dude has such a s**t eating grin.

    • hrpuckinfutz - May 25, 2011 at 3:17 PM

      I don’t think that is what he is eating to give him that grin…..

  2. Justin - May 25, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    This seems like it is for ratings. However, if he gets to know Lamar a little this way that is probably the closest he will get to owning a Finals ring.

  3. savocabol1 - May 25, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    Man, what I would do to that a$$.

  4. dirtydavis - May 25, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    I would love to lick her well rounded bottom. I would take some horny goat weed and cocaine and make love to her endlessly. I hate Kris Humphries

  5. philtration - May 25, 2011 at 1:19 PM

    Every Kardashian sister comes with melty cheese and applewood smoked bacon crumbles!

  6. randysavage4ever - May 25, 2011 at 1:44 PM

    i met this guy in warm-ups before a nets game a couple seasons back, him and rafer – he’s mad cool, down to earth – let a playa do his thing – ya’ll act like if kim kardashian didn’t wanna hook-up – you wouldnt do it?

    his odds of winning a ring just went up.

  7. jeffro33 - May 25, 2011 at 1:45 PM

    Odds are 3-1 that the wedding actually takes place.

    Her response says it all….

  8. ledanielwade - May 25, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    Breaking news on ESPN ” Humphries to Hump Kardashian every chance he gets” Dunnuh nuh dunnuh nuh.

  9. Justin - May 25, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    Ironically, the ad on the side of the page is by shoedazzle featuring Kim Kardashian. It appears she wants to bring high fashion to everyone

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