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Kobe Bryant’s Black Mamba movie

Feb 19, 2011, 6:44 PM EDT

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Why pay for Netflix, you’ve got us?

We bring you “The Black Mamba,” Kobe Bryant‘s ad for Nikes movie with Robert Rodriguez.

If you love Kobe, you’ll like this and only laugh a little. If you hate Kobe, we present you fuel for the fire. Enjoy the part where Kobe goes one-on-five against our villans — just like every Laker game! The jokes will write themselves.

But at least he’s tried something different. And it’s not that bad.

  1. loungefly74 - Feb 19, 2011 at 9:56 PM

    haaaaaaaaa….i love it. hey, if you’re gonna make a commercial…go all out! niiiiice!

    • positivityforyourthoughts - Jun 14, 2011 at 6:53 PM

      I loved it, it was so funny.You know why,because kobe is the black mamba!The deadlyest snake to live.kobe is the best basketball player I know,and besides even if you don’t like kobe bryant he’ll always be a legend.So sooner or later you’ll just have to live with it,so just live with it!

  2. downtowndanny - Feb 20, 2011 at 3:55 AM

    as much as I like to hate Kanye, he made this ad funny as hell……..”Bring em to meeeee!” but I still prefer Kobe Adidas over Nike

  3. zblott - Feb 20, 2011 at 5:31 AM

    Great commercial! Rich Rodriguez continues to be great.

  4. gtjr42 - Feb 20, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    “…the jokes will right themselves.” You make your living with the written word, why don’t you try “writing” instead of “righting” if you’re going to insult people?

    • Kurt Helin - Feb 20, 2011 at 1:18 PM

      gtjr42, thanks for the catch. My bad (and the editors missed it too, somehow). I fixed it. And, I’m human. I make some mistakes.

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