Skip to content

We have a new low: Ohio radio station hires witch doctor to curse LeBron

Oct 26, 2010, 4:56 PM EDT

jobu2

And now we have reached what we can only hope is the nadir of the LeBron James hatred. It’s probably not. Probably not close. Sadly. But we can hope.

“Rover’s Morning Glory,” the morning show for WMMS-FM in Cleveland, hired a witch doctor to put a hex on LeBron. Said doctor used bones, blood and a James jersey to do the curse.

Cursing him as punishment for living up to his contract then exercising free will and choosing to go elsewhere.

Look, I get it, this was handled very poorly. Frankly, Carmelo Anthony is being fairer to Denver — he has made it clear he is leaving and Denver can decide how to handle this, rather than finding out on a national television show and getting nothing in return for the superstar. There is no good way for a star to leave a team, but some are better than others.

But seriously, a witch doctor? That’s what we’ve come to? Besides, it’s not going to work. You know the only way to get the gods angry enough to punish James is if he steals Jobu’s rum, right?

Latest Posts
  1. Player intentionally makes shot in own basket in attempt to force overtime

    Oct 24, 2014, 10:00 PM EDT

    And it was probably the smartest possible play

  2. 67RIEFNS: K.J. McDaniels testing the second-round system

    Oct 24, 2014, 9:00 PM EDT

    2014 NBA Rookie Photo Shoot Getty Images

    76ers forwent any guaranteed salary to hit free agency sooner

  3. Why I am going to miss Steve Nash

    Oct 24, 2014, 3:50 PM EDT

    steve-nash-getty Getty Images

    Nash was everything we want as a fan in an NBA player.

  4. 67RIEFNS No. 34: JaVale McGee doing JaVale McGee things

    Oct 24, 2014, 2:50 PM EDT

    Denver Nuggets Media Day Denver Nuggets Media Day

    The NBA is full of talent, personality and suspense. During the offseason, It’s easy to forget how wonderful the league can be. So, I’ve assembled 67 Reasons I’m Excited For Next Season (67RIEFNS). They’ll be presented in no particular order. JaVale McGee played just five games last year after injuring his leg. How did we…

  5. 67RIEFNS No. 33: Emotional swings of Roy Hibbert

    Oct 24, 2014, 1:07 PM EDT

    Indiana Pacers Media Day 2014 Indiana Pacers Media Day 2014

    Pacers center filling huge role after last season’s great start, big collapse

  6. Josh Childress delivers flying elbow to opponent’s face (video)

    Oct 24, 2014, 12:33 PM EDT

    NBL Rd 3 - Perth v Sydney Getty Images

    Childress, who played for Pelicans last season, now playing (dirty) in Australia

  7. 67RIEFNS No. 32: Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh leading a team without LeBron

    Oct 24, 2014, 11:55 AM EDT

    2014 NBA Finals - Game Two Getty Images

    Are Heat stars too old to succeed without LeBron James?

  8. 67RIEFNS No. 31: Wizards’ small forwards

    Oct 24, 2014, 11:15 AM EDT

    Charlotte Hornets vs Washington Wizards Charlotte Hornets vs Washington Wizards

    Paul Pierce, Otto Porter or Martell Webster – all intriguing for different reasons – could become Washington’s starting small forward

  9. Phil Jackson agrees with Jeff Van Gundy’s assessment of Triangle Offense

    Oct 24, 2014, 9:30 AM EDT

    Phil Jackson Phil Jackson

    Van Gundy downplayed the offense’s impact on a team’s success, and Jackson co-signs.

Featured video

Heat can make playoffs without LeBron
Top 10 NBA Player Searches
  1. K. Bryant (4961)
  2. B. Lopez (4855)
  3. V. Oladipo (4813)
  4. N. Noel (4679)
  5. J. Lin (4462)