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When does free agent mania cross the line? Right about at Miami-Wade County.

Jun 16, 2010, 2:02 PM EDT

Thumbnail image for Wade_dunk.jpgEvidently serious issues like murder, drug trafficking and grand theft are not big problems in Miami-Dade County — you get that when Horatio Caine is taking off those sunglasses.

That frees up the Miami-Dade County Commissioners to have time to do other important work — like unanimously voting for the area to be known as “Miami-Wade County” for one week. From July 1 to 7. Not so coincidentally, that is when the free agency period begins and Dwyane Wade could bolt town.

He’s not. He’s trying to help get people there to join him. But whatever. This makes politicians feel good. Some people get to fill out some official paperwork and keep their jobs. Nobody gets hurt.

Is the free agency period over yet? No? What do you mean it hasn’t even started yet?

I seriously don’t know if I can take three more weeks of this.

  1. Jimmy Heat Fan - Jun 16, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    yet im guessing if the celtics or lakers did this, it would be because they have the best fans in the world or some lame crap like that
    miami fans are the most criticized fan base in america and while understandable in some instance(dolphins)…the attacks are crazy all the same…unless you would much rather sit and watch a marlins day game in july in the middle of nowhere, florida
    the marlins are getting their stadium which means all the teams down there will now have state of the art stadiums and with more time, the fanbases will develop

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