Jun 12, 2010, 12:06 AM EDT
First, the Dragnet:
After earlier reports indicated Tom Izzo would announce his departure for the Cavs head coaching gig on Friday, and then Saturday, Brian Windhorst, the guy that’s going to know (seriously, we’re pretty sure Windhorst knows how long it takes for the toilets at the Q to flush) says the decision will come Monday.
Oh, okay, as long as we’re not making this more complicated than necessary.
Windhorst reports that Izzo has scheduled another meeting with the MSU players to discuss his situation with them, probably just so he can drive a stake further into the hearts of the poor kids who are blah, blah, blah. This is business. And this thing has gone on way too long.
Want to play a fun game? Here you go. First, decide if you’re an NBA writer or a college hoops writer. Got it? Okay, now refute reports that have been published citing multiple sources based on “your guy” who is “close to the situation.” Your report will specifically garner in whatever direction you’re writing from. If you’re an NBA writer, Izzo is vapor trails, headed for the bright lights of Cleveland, having decided it was best for his family a long time ago. If you’re a college writer? Izzo is “tortured” about the decision and simply cannot possibly decide on this heart wrenching decision that could literally affect the lives of dozens of people who will be fine regardless.
Congratulations! You’ve just joined the ranks of the Tom Izzo reporting cadre! Everyone! All together!
We’re sticking with Windhorst on this one, because he’s got the best reputation and is furthest plugged in to the people offering the position. So for right now, sure, why not, Monday he’ll make his decision.
But this madness has to stop. People are throwing out accusations at sites that have a good history on reporting accuracy and throwing stones at anonymous sources, and then immediately throwing out their own anonymous sources refuting the situation, with a clear indication that the source is on one side of the Cavs/MSU divide. Guess what? Most MSU people are going to say he’s staying because that’s what’s best for MSU.
And here’s a quick question.
Can anyone, and I mean ANYONE, in the city of East Lansing, Michigan keep their mouths shut? I’m waiting for the lunch lady at the dining hall to come out with a report stating Izzo will wait to see if meatballs are on Tuesday’s menu before making a decision. Everyone’s got a source! And they all say the other sources are crap! Guess what, fellas? Most of you/us are getting fed nonsense and telling you that everyone else is nonsense. We’re approaching Spy vs. Spy territory here.
This entire situation has become more ridiculous with every passing hour, and if one more confirmed report is off (and now we have reports on how the reports are shaky, much like this one; we’re big on throwing stones inside the glass house) we’re just going to shut it down and start calling Tim Floyd the coach of the Cavaliers. That should simmer down the college basketball writers.
We’ll keep you updated, since, well, that’s our job, but please forgive us if we’re holding our shoulders while we do it. They’re getting worn out from being jerked around so much.
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