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British comedian doesn't get NBA, LA

Mar 10, 2010, 6:47 PM EST

British comedian Russell Brand is big in his native land because he hosted a sister show to Big Brother (you know, the reality show that nobody here cares about each summer). You might know him best from his forgettable role in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (I say you might know him because I didn’t bother to see it).

Brand is in Los Angeles trying to strike it big on this side of the pond, and he got one of the biggest celebrity badges of honor in Los Angeles Tuesday night — courtside Lakers tickets. He was in the front row for Chris Bosh’s game-tying three and Kobe’s game winner.

And he was bored, as The Sun pointed out (via Ben Maller). He looked it. His tweets showed why the British love him, I mean, I haven’t read anything this witty since Carrot Top moved to Vegas.

“Kobe must focus on three balls because I refuse to wear underpants.”

“What is a Laker anyway? A sub aquatic Quaker? It doesn’t make sense.

“And they pick the ball up in their hands. God, I miss West Ham.”

 

Yes, nothing quite as gripping as three-points-clear-of-relegation West Ham football. Frankly, that team could be allowed to use their hands and it wouldn’t help.

Brand, little bit of advice from an Angelino whose entire family is in The Business. Trying to impress fellow celebrities and studio decision makers in this town by insulting the Lakers works about as well as telling them you’re a proud gun-toting Republican. Worse really. Because LA might not be the most religious of cities but if there is a church it is the Lakers.

But I do look forward to checking out your next straight-to-video release.

  1. john - Mar 10, 2010 at 7:28 PM

    who cares?

  2. Lucia - Mar 10, 2010 at 7:35 PM

    You assume that he is trying to impress anyone…

  3. j.d.hastings - Mar 10, 2010 at 8:00 PM

    My Lord, look at the size of the heels he’s wearing in the photo with the Sun article- no wonder he’s over it- the tall people make him feel bad about himself.

  4. keith - Mar 11, 2010 at 11:15 AM

    umm sarah marshall was hillarious and his character was oen fo the funniest. check it out before you critique

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